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'I'm An illegal immigrant.'
7 min read
[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 5
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ ] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 9
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
TOTAL SO FAR = 12
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 14
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[ ] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 21
[x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 25
[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this. (FOR TORTURE! 8D)
TOTAL SO FAR = 30
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 36
[ ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 42
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 49
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 55
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm An illegal immigrant."(Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 5
[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ ] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 9
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
TOTAL SO FAR = 12
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 14
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[ ] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 21
[x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 25
[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this. (FOR TORTURE! 8D)
TOTAL SO FAR = 30
[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 36
[ ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 42
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 49
[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 55
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm An illegal immigrant."(Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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Red 'X' on the boxes T^T
1 min read
Is it my computer or is anybody else haveing a problem viewing pictures?
I go to a gallery and most of the pictures have red x's on them and I cant see the pictures T^T
I go to a gallery and most of the pictures have red x's on them and I cant see the pictures T^T
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Homophobia
3 min read
Homophobia means :
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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'Fake Friends'
1 min read
Taken from 
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No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply...just copy and paste this in a new journal as 'Fake Friends'
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No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply...just copy and paste this in a new journal as 'Fake Friends'
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Tagged
2 min read
Tagged by: 
1)Post the rules
2)Each tagged person tells 8 things about themselves
3)At the end, tag 8 people and put their icon in your journal
4)Then go to their page and leave a comment saying you tagged them
5)No tag backs
1. Im addicted to manga and fanfic.
2. Im happily divorced.
3. I have a son.
4. I have a B-12 deficency, so I have to get shots every month and take B-12 vitamins.
5. I have a sleepy disposition.
6. Im deathy afraid of sharks, snakes, clowns, and spiders.
7. Im studying to be a designer (clothes)
8. I dont eat red meat.
Tagging:
I only do it out of love!
1)Post the rules
2)Each tagged person tells 8 things about themselves
3)At the end, tag 8 people and put their icon in your journal
4)Then go to their page and leave a comment saying you tagged them
5)No tag backs
1. Im addicted to manga and fanfic.
2. Im happily divorced.
3. I have a son.
4. I have a B-12 deficency, so I have to get shots every month and take B-12 vitamins.
5. I have a sleepy disposition.
6. Im deathy afraid of sharks, snakes, clowns, and spiders.
7. Im studying to be a designer (clothes)
8. I dont eat red meat.
Tagging:
I only do it out of love!
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